One of our female members, who shall remain nameless, took a vacation to France some years ago with one of her girl- friends.  Her husband drove her to the airport and wished her a good trip.

The wife asked, "Would you like me to bring something back for you?" 
The husband laughed and says, "How about a French girl!" 

Our lady kept quiet, didn't respond and went into the terminal. 

Two weeks later her husband picked her up at the airport and asked, "So, honey, how was the trip?" 

"Really great, I loved Paris." 

"And, what happened to my present?" 

"Which present?" 

"What I asked for....the French girl?" 

"Oh, that? Well, I did what I could, now we'll have to wait nine months to see if it's a girl."

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